Zombie Deer

From: One of the project managers
Sent: Monday, October 24, 2011 11:58 AM
To: Evan
Cc: Me
Subject: zombie deer

Evan

I thought you guys were full of s**t with all this zombie crap. I seriously did. I would have sworn that to my grave. It did not make sense and it seemed so stupid...ya right.

This weekend I was running my dog at night passing by the usual half dozen deer we see in the long grass on the hill near my place. My headlight does light up their eyeballs pretty scary-like. But Saturday night I damned near had a heart attack and my dog had a S**t fit !!

These deer started coming towards  us ...ON THEIR HIND LEGS...chanting’

“We want meat, we want meat...man meat, dog meat, we want meat!!”

I got the picture on my cell phone, before my dog collided with the one on the left and took off his back legs...AND IT STILL KEPT CRAWLING towards me !!! So we got the hell out if there.

GEEZ H...Evan I swear I’ll never doubt you again.

He's mocking us. Everyone knows there's no such thing as zombie deer.