Caution

From: Evan
Sent: Tuesday, October 18, 2011 3:26 PM
To: The whole office
Subject: Be Cautious

Good Afternoon Calgary

On a tip from Alexis [ed - that's me](thanks Alexis) I began researching the strange protesters I witnessed downtown.

Apparently, they may not be protesters. This is unconfirmed at this point but apparently a particular strain of a virus called Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Zombiousisus (ARSZ or the so-called zombie-bug) is reportedly active in the Calgary Region. Again, this is not confirmed and as a member of the local Severe Illness and Emergency Response Team I will be providing information about this illness as information becomes available.

If you have any questions at all notify me directly via email.

Please continue following the Best Practices and Procedures which I sent on Monday. In addition, watch for these specific symptoms.

• Changes in gait (strange walking)
• Constant mindless moaning
• Spontaneous loss of limb
• Excessive body odour
• Hallucinations
• Lack of coordination (for example, stumbling and falling)
• Muscle twitching
• Myoclonic jerks or seizures
• Rapidly developing delirium or dementia

If you have some or all of these symptoms, please notify me directly via email. If you had direct contact with a person displaying these symptoms please ensure to wash your hands before returning to work and get plenty of rest.

Thank you