Friday, 28 October 2011

Gotta Get Down on Friday

I'm running out of clever post titles. Its turning into a busy day for the impending zombie battle. Its nice to see that my coworkers are finally realizing that this is Serious Business.

Rather than have three little posts, its going to be one larger post with the goings on of this morning. First off, a note from the horde:
From: Zombie Horde
Sent: Friday, October 28, 2011 8:32 AM
To: Le Office
Subject: Monday's Meeting


Hello, We wood like to meat the HEADS of your office. How does a quarter after your brains sound? See you Monday.

- Zombie Horde
Zombies in the news:

From: Laura the Local Safety Rep
Sent: Friday, October 28, 2011 8:00 AM
To: Le Office
Cc: Corporate Safety Rep
Subject: Safety Concern
Importance: High

Ok everyone, all this Zombie business has now become a safety concern.  I thought at first it was just some silliness because Halloween is around the corner but with reports coming in from almost all of the branch offices and several individuals from all around the city and Okotoks even, I am becoming worried that this may be serious and we may be in some danger of these Zombies breaking down our defenses and actually get into STEWART WEIR!  Check out Mark's message below, even he’s scared!

It’s all fun and games until we start losing Survey Assistants.  I really liked Shawn and I heard Andy really liked him too…  Good thing we just hired a bunch of them…

I haven’t had a lot of experience with Zombies but with all the educational materials that have been distributed lately, I highly recommend everyone review the safety procedures and if you do nothing else….   WASH YOUR HANDS!

Laura 
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Holy your right there is a zombie horde…see todays news


Mark the Project Manager
 I thought I had a third thing, but I guess I was wrong. Here's some dogs.



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