Accosted in the Street

From: Evan
Sent: Wednesday, October 19, 2011 12:51 PM
To: The Office
Subject: RE: SPAZ Combat

Good Afternoon Everyone,

Alexis has reported another account of how strange the downtown core is getting (See below).

There is no need to panic, but it is important to be aware of your surroundings and to wash your hands (and any other parts that may have come into contact with others) immediately upon returning to the office.

Again, if you have any concerns please follow Alexis’ example and contact me via email.

Thank you,

From: Me
Sent: October-19-11 12:46 PM
To: Evan
Subject: RE: SPAZ Combat

I really wish I had paid more attention to ‘S’ – Surroundings today at lunch. I wasn’t paying attention while I was walking back from Sate Sub (really good sandwiches there, by the way), and someone (some thing?) grabbed my arm. I broke free and bolted back to the office. I’m really lucky that its nails didn’t break my skin, or draw blood, but the scratches burn, and are a little swollen.

I may have decided to gouge up my arm a little for effect...