SPAZ

From: Evan
Sent: Wednesday, October 19, 2011 12:38 PM
To: The whole office
Subject: SPAZ Combat

Regarding Alexis’ email – I don’t think that we need to go to that extreme, but I did find some good material for all to read.

Self-Preservation Against Zombies (SPAZ Combat)

Learn the core principles that will keep you safe and help you survive many close quarter encounters with a zombie. Keeping these in mind will put you on the path to become a SPAZ Warrior, and put you one step ahead of the shambling un-dead masses, ready to feast on your flesh.

Surroundings: Situational awareness is extremely important, and being aware of your surroundings at all times is critical to spot the threat so you can make it out alive.

Protection: If a zombie or any other threat is in the immediate area, protect yourself at all times. Keep your stance and posture proper, always be aware of your offensive and defensive capabilities, as well as your opponent's weapons.

Action: Honestly assess your situation, and decide, based on all of the proper criteria on the proper action to respond to the threat.

Zen (or Zombie-mind): Hesitation and doubt can be just as serious a threat as any zombies in the immediate area. Once a course of action has been decided upon, you must execute the action calmly and efficiently.

Lifted from SPAZ Combat.