From: Evan
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2011 8:52 PM
To: The Office
Subject: Be VigilantThe zombies have been able to gain access to our building and our floor but did not get past the lobby. Thankfully they were not able to get though our secure doors and it appears they have left the area. I have decided to proceed with hiring a Security Specialist that has some experience with this type of situation. (The only real hold up is that we didn’t forecast this expense in the 2011 budget. This means that we will likely be looking for a less expensive option…)I have booked the first flight to Grande Prairie where I will be interviewing several trackers and hunters that may be able to help out. Try to follow all of the guidelines provided and remember to wash your hands often.Have a super weekend! Bye bye!
When I got to our floor this morning, there was definitely evidence of the zombie horde passing through our demesnes.

I don't know about anyone else in this office, but I'm freaked out.
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