Second thing? Zombies.

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Second thing?

From: Evan
Sent: Friday, October 07, 2011 6:56 AM
To: me
Subject: Second thing? Zombies

Mark [the big boss] said “If a zombie attack will raise $500 for the united way – I will dress up as anything!” So I said “Brent paid you $500 to dance the YMCA?” … Mark scowled …

So then I’m driving along thinking how can we raise money and have a zombie apocalypse?

And I couldn’t think of anything.

And then… I thought of it! United Way Zombie Apocalypse Insurance Salesman! (what could be scarier than a team of un-dead insurance salesmen!?!??!) Since we know that the zombies are attacking on a certain day, we can sell insurance – call it ‘whole brain protection’ – a  one-day $25 policy ensures that you are not attacked by the marauding hordes (hell bent on eating your brains and turning you into a zombie) and a one-day $50 policy not only provides protection for your brain but it will drive the horde straight to the big boss – for $500 we will not only turn your boss into a mindless creature of eternal hunger, but also dress him up like a…[catholic school girl zombie or an insane clown zombie or a downtown street hooker zombie or a Maple Leafs Fan Zombie (compete with bloody and defaced jersey or …]

We should go for a coffee this morning to talk details and decide if we need more allies. I’m thinking Jenny or Laura perhaps… people that are willing to get right into it. And there should be a salesman licensing fee for the team of $50.

I’ll cover props and fake blood…

Good to see someone is enthusiastic.